You can (try to) be anything you want to be, and show the whole world too, thanks to reality TV.

You can (try to) be anything you want to be, and show the whole world too, thanks to reality TV.
Three wishes: to write like Hemingway, to sing like Aretha, and to eat anything I want without aggravating my IBS.
Is having a blog about writing just a clever procrastination tactic to avoid actually doing any writing of substance? Discuss.